Tagalog pick Up Lines

(korniii... haha)

1. Miss tapos mo na bang sagutan exams mo?
Sana tapos na para ako naman sagutin mo.

2. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.....
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo...

3. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko....

4. Am i a bad shooter??
Coz i keep on missing you eh..

5. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

6. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

7. Sana “V” na lang ako..
Sara i’m always right next to “U”...

8. Nde tayo tao.. Nde tayo hayop.
BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo.

9. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
Kasi type kita..

10. Miss pag ba dinirecho ko tong daan na to...
Direcho ba to sa puso mo?

11. Me lisensya ka ba??
Coz you’re driving me crazy eh...

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

12. I forgot my cell no...
Can i have yours?

13. I forgot your name...
Can i call you mine? (eto may sampal ka d2) hehe!

14. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life..

15. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
Maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

Top15 Pick Up Lines

1. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

2. Look at the tag on their shirt and say, "Just as I thought, made in heaven."

3. Do you have a map,? I just got lost in your eyes.

4. Can I have a band-aid? I scraped my knees when I fell for you.

5. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want!

6. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

7. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you?

8. Does my tongue taste funny?

9. Excuse me, are your intials M&M? Cause you look so good I bet you'd melt in my mouth.

10. The word of the day is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word!

11. I hear kissing is the language of love. Dare to indulge in a little conversation?

12. Your name MUST be Campbell's... 'cause you are mmm mmm good!

13. Your body's name must be VISA, because you are everywhere I want to be.

14. If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be a McGorgeous.

15. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.

Ang DOTA ay Parang Pag-IBIG

c Enchantress k b?
-habang lumalayo ako sau, mas masakit..

c Doom k b?
-pag-anjan ka, mainit paligid ko..

c Silencer k b?
-kpg anjan ka, natatahimik ako..

c Beastmaster k b?
-maalaga ka kc..

c slardar k b?
-kc ms lumalakas tama ko sau..

c darkterror k b?
-ikaw lng gumagalaw sa mundo ko..

c razor k b?
- nakukuryente kc puso q sau..

c nerubian weaver k b?
-naghahabol aq lagi sau..

c omniknight k b?
-ikaw ang aking Guardian Angel..

bka naman CREEP k?
-lagi kasi kitang kasama..

hmm..

c techies b?
-suicide na ako kapag ala ka..

c leoric b?
-binubuhay mo ulit ako..

c crystal maiden b?
-kinikilig aq pag ksma k..

c pudge b?
-nahuli mo kc puso q..

c mirana b?
-dahil sau, napapatalon ako sa saya..

Frozen Throne o World Tree k b??
-kapag wala ka na, wala ng dahilan pa
para lumaban pa..Ü

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