PINOY

KUNG WALANG PINOY:

=Imagine the world without Filipinos. It's probably a bit different.
No, come on, examine and really imagine what it's like for a world to exist without us balut-eating species.
For sure it would be a surprise for you and you'll realize that it's completely different.
=walang fishballs
=walang jeep
=walang Manny Pacquiao
= Pati ikaw, wala rin.
=walang karaoke ( invented by Roberto del Rosario, will not exist.)
=Anywhere you go, there's a Filipino that is making the world go round in his own little way.
Sadly, the usual case is, many Filipinos have little faith in themselves.

Can't Sleep?

10 Effective Ways to a Good night's Sleep

1.Avoid watching TV, eating, and discussing emotional issues in bed.
2. The dietary supplement melatonin is an effective sleep aid.
3. A mug of hot milk with a teaspoon of honey added is perfect for some people.
Add a teaspoon of brandy if you like it.
4. Avoid Coffee
5. Go to the bathroom right before bed.
6. Keep your bedroom quiet, dark, and comfortable.
7. Go to bed and get up at the same times each day.
8. Use quiet, calming music.
9. Also eat a small piece of fruit.
10. If you are still awake after 30 minutes of trying to fall asleep,
get up and do something until you feel tired. Go back to bed and start again.

TANGA

Naging Tanga Ka na ba?

LUPIN:
ako naging tanga din madalas, yung pinaka huling naalala ko is yung bumili ako ng cheese burger sa kfc, sabi ng kahera kung gusto ko yung chicken cheese burger, napaisip ako tas nagtanong kung may cheese ba yun.. sabay napaisip ulit ako na chicken cheese burger ang inalok sa akin, natural may cheese yun...hahha.
SHING:
ako kanina naman punta akong city sakay ako ng tricycle bumaba lang ako hindi nagbayad..sabi ng driver hindi pa po kayo nagbayad..hahahhaa as in pagbaba ko talaga deretso lang ako..as in as if nagbayad ako..parang napahiya akitch! tumawa nal ang ako..sabay sabi..ay oo nga pala...hahaha. tanga!..hahaha
JANNAH:
nung nasa skul aq,,ng tingnan ko ung relo ko sira na pala un. kasi mali ung oras.
tapos nung bandang alas dose na umuwi na ako kaagad.
tapos pag-uwi ko ng school. my nagtanong sakin.
sabi "miss anong oras na?" tiningnan ko relo ko. sabi ko "ala sais na po!".
tapos nagtaka siya. 3 beses niya ko tinanong. 3 beses ko din siyang sinagot. sabi ko
"ala sais na nga." tapos nag.thank you na lang siya sakin.
nung nalagpasan ko siya. saka ko na lng naalala sira pala relo ko! tanga tanga! alas dose pa lang nun eh!
(anyway, it's a learning experience.!)

NO HUMOR, NO SENSE

now and then we saw these kind of errors.. then we laugh on it.
but if you are going to think about it. it shows that being accurate is really important to us.
particularly when it comes to our grammars. i admit i am not actually good on that.
but in our new generation. other people called them as "stupid." Ouch!
is it true that erroneous grammars makes you stupid?
or accurate grammar really matters? Think about it.

But for me. Grammar is only an optional thing. We can be successful even we are called as “English carabaos” haha!.. determination matters most! Or it’s ok.. basta magkamali ka man jan! Atleast my napapasaya ka! Hehehe!.

PITASIN

Guys!..pangalagaan natin ang ating kalikasan!..
wag basta basta mamitas!.. hehe.. e kung ikaw kaya
maging halaman at sirain kita?..

10 FACTS ABOUT ME

1. I have an internet addiction disorder
2. i could be mean when provoked!. so beware! haha
3. i'm petite, i barely stand 5 feet. hehe
4. I act like a guy sometimes.
5. If i am super mad. i'm not going to spank you. i'll give you a jab instead. hehe
6. I'm sensitive.
7. I have an Imaginary friend. I talk to her sometimes. (the insane side).
8. I hate sleeping.
9. when i was in my gradeschool..i want to be an astronaut.
10. ___________________.
(okay!.. 10 is blank. i think you should add the last one. hehe.)

BREAK UP

How to Win Back an Ex?

people bring upon sufferings with their "own mindset ". like:

“I don’t care about my ex; I am going to be successful and happy even without her/him. I am a person who is superior to all my circumstances and if I love my ex and want him/her back, I can get my ex back”

Read those 2 lines again and again, till it engraves into your mind. Repeat it every morning. There are a lot of psychological laws in action, that is the reason for making the above lines very powerful.

1. “I don’t care” –

• will get you out of break up pain.
  
• will relieve you from panic and desperation.
  
• will let you stay cool and collected which keep you sane.

Keeping the mind sane will help you out of winning back an ex.

2. “I am going to be successful and happy even without him/her” –

• will breed into you the confidence of playing against all the odds.
• will transform into action.
  
• will start focusing your mind on your career.

BUT REMEMBER THAT:
“If I love my ex and want him/her back, I can get my ex back”
– If you had followed the above two sentences and act upon them, you will no longer be desperate to win back an ex, but if your love stands the test of time, you should get back your ex.
WHAT TO DO:
Start improving on all those reasons which caused the failure of your relationship. Instead of promising your ex that you will change, change yourself first. If you can put such a commitment for the sake of love you have in your ex, he/she is going to be impressed pleasantly.

• Start talking back to your ex lightly, just like a friend.
  
• Don’t talk about your relationship; you will get time for that later when you have built up your reputation and friendship again.

So, the main key point here is to, show your ex that you are going to be a successful happy person anyway, and also show him/her (don’t tell in words, they will not believe) how much you love them, by committing and changing yourself for good. This is the oly way and answer for your question “how to win back an ex”.
"DONT STUCK WITH THE BREAK UP MODE!"

Cam shy

Sa dami ng mga taong tinatawag na “cam whore”, marahil ay natural lamang na may mga taong ayaw magpakuha ng larawan. Somehow it keeps the balance of nature, kumbaga. lolz

Ako man ay hindi mahilig magpakuha ng larawan. Masaya na ako sa likod ng aking camera. Sa totoo lang, dahil sa aking camera ay nalaman kong madami pa akong dapat na i-improve hindi lamang sa aking hobby kundi lalo sa aking pagkatao. Mahirap kung minsan ngunit kailangang tanggapin ang mga kakulangang nari-realize mo. Ngunit ang unang hakbang sa pagkatuto ay ang pagtanggap. -iRonnie

-( by iRonnie from Litratong Pinoy, you can visit it. , at the right side part of this blog titled "PINOY AKO")

DUM BASS

behind a girls heart
there is a dumb'ass guy
who did her wrong
and make her strong.

Grand Star Dreamer

September 14, 2008

Laarni Losala is Pinoy Dream Academy Season II’s Grand Star Dreamer. On top of Bugoy who places second and Miguel who got the 3rd spot.

A lot of people said that it’ll be a repitition of what happened in Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition Plus, that a less fortunate competitor will take the title away, just like Robi Domingo (and most likely three fourth of the Philippine Population) lost to Ejay Falcon (who has been chosen as winner by ABS-CBN).

i post this because i forgot to watch the finale. hehe. (dagdag ka-eklatan ko nanaman!)".

Bob Ong Books

BOBONGBOOKS!..hehe
haha its fun to read books by bob Ong!..

ABNKKBSNPLAko?
Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ng Libro ang Mga Pilipino
Ang Paboritong Libro ni Hudas
Alamat ng Gubat
Stainless Longganisa
Mac Arthur

Katamaran

“Kung may balak kang
gawin ngayon, wag mo na ituloy,
para may gagawin ka pa bukas"

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RISK MANAGEMENT

“It is always a risk to like someone, it involves time, patience and understanding to get someone’s heart to open up. At times it will work; other times, it won’t. But that’s why you call it a RISK - you invest something and there’s a possibility you won’t win. However, you still get something in return: strength of heart and mind, and the assurance that you won’t have any regret from NOT trying.” ayt??..hehe

Hallmark cards you can send to your ex

Front: As time goes by, i think of how lucky I am..
Inside: That you’re not here to mess up my life!

Front: I have always wanted someone to have and hold, someone to love
Inside: After I met you, I’ve changed my mind.

Front: I must admit you made me realize there’s heaven..
Inside: Coz I was in hell when we were together!

Front: Looking back over the years that we’re been together, i can’t help but sigh,
Inside: Glad I woke up and the nightmare is over!

love played like this

HEY READ THIS!.. this one is funny!..hehe

There was a couple, the guy is so sweet..i’ll show you one of their conversations…

This was BEFORE their marraige, right after having the girl:

BOY: Yes! At last, it was so hard to wait.
GIRL: Uh, wha..do you want me to leave??
B: No! Don’t even think about it!
G: Hmm…do you love me?
B: Of course! Over and over and over…
G: Have you ever cheated on me?
B: No! Why are you even asking?
G: Will you kiss me?
B: Sure…every chance i get.
G: Will you hit me?
B: Are you crazy? I’m not that kind of person
G: Can I trust you?
B: Yes
G: oh Darling!

Now, do you wanna know what happened after their marriage?

Well, you just have to simply read from bottom to top!

Enjoy! (leave a comment below)