Tagalog pick Up Lines

(korniii... haha)

1. Miss tapos mo na bang sagutan exams mo?
Sana tapos na para ako naman sagutin mo.

2. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.....
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo...

3. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko....

4. Am i a bad shooter??
Coz i keep on missing you eh..

5. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

6. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

7. Sana “V” na lang ako..
Sara i’m always right next to “U”...

8. Nde tayo tao.. Nde tayo hayop.
BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo.

9. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
Kasi type kita..

10. Miss pag ba dinirecho ko tong daan na to...
Direcho ba to sa puso mo?

11. Me lisensya ka ba??
Coz you’re driving me crazy eh...

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

12. I forgot my cell no...
Can i have yours?

13. I forgot your name...
Can i call you mine? (eto may sampal ka d2) hehe!

14. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life..

15. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
Maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

Top15 Pick Up Lines

1. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

2. Look at the tag on their shirt and say, "Just as I thought, made in heaven."

3. Do you have a map,? I just got lost in your eyes.

4. Can I have a band-aid? I scraped my knees when I fell for you.

5. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want!

6. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

7. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you?

8. Does my tongue taste funny?

9. Excuse me, are your intials M&M? Cause you look so good I bet you'd melt in my mouth.

10. The word of the day is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word!

11. I hear kissing is the language of love. Dare to indulge in a little conversation?

12. Your name MUST be Campbell's... 'cause you are mmm mmm good!

13. Your body's name must be VISA, because you are everywhere I want to be.

14. If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be a McGorgeous.

15. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.

Ang DOTA ay Parang Pag-IBIG

c Enchantress k b?
-habang lumalayo ako sau, mas masakit..

c Doom k b?
-pag-anjan ka, mainit paligid ko..

c Silencer k b?
-kpg anjan ka, natatahimik ako..

c Beastmaster k b?
-maalaga ka kc..

c slardar k b?
-kc ms lumalakas tama ko sau..

c darkterror k b?
-ikaw lng gumagalaw sa mundo ko..

c razor k b?
- nakukuryente kc puso q sau..

c nerubian weaver k b?
-naghahabol aq lagi sau..

c omniknight k b?
-ikaw ang aking Guardian Angel..

bka naman CREEP k?
-lagi kasi kitang kasama..

hmm..

c techies b?
-suicide na ako kapag ala ka..

c leoric b?
-binubuhay mo ulit ako..

c crystal maiden b?
-kinikilig aq pag ksma k..

c pudge b?
-nahuli mo kc puso q..

c mirana b?
-dahil sau, napapatalon ako sa saya..

Frozen Throne o World Tree k b??
-kapag wala ka na, wala ng dahilan pa
para lumaban pa..Ü

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Inuman na!!

BLOODY MARY
1 1/2 oz Vodka
3 ea Drops tabasco sauce
3 oz Tomato juice
1 x Pepper; to taste
1 ea Lemon; juiced
1 x Salt; to taste
1/2 ts Worcestershire sauce

BLAZE
- 1L sprite ice(dapat sprite ice!)
- 1 bote gatorade blue
- 1 boteng GSM blue
- mraming yelo!

PREMIUM
- 1L Sprite ice
- 1 bote gatorade red
- 1 boteng gsm blue
- maraming yelo

TROPICAL DEPRESSION
- 1L Sprite (sprite lang)
- 2 bote nang tropicana (kahit anong flavor. personal fav ko lychee)
- 1 bote gsm blue
- maraming yelo

MINDORO FROG
- 1 bote nang power gold energy drink
- tanduay gold (tansahin ang paglagay nang tanduay gold)
- maraming ice

CRUISER
- 3 baso nang ice scramble (mapa choco o strawberry)
- Vodka ice (may pagkamahalan nga lang)
- maraming ice

DEPTH CHARGE
- 1L Sprite
- 1 or 2 bote nang redhorse o kaya´y strong ice.
- isang shot nang GSM blue
- maraming yelo

MASS WINE:
1 litro pack ng grapes
1 litro ng vodka
1.5 litro ng sprite
tubig

The last poem

DISTANCE
by Jannah deloeste

How can I keep my tears from falling,
when I am sure than I am longing for nothing?
How can I keep myself from pretending,
when my heart keeps on weeping,
How will I know that it’s time for me to say goodbye?
When I’m far left behind.

Why you let me feel this way?
Why you let me fall for you?
Why you make things harder for me?
Why you’re hurting me?

Are you happy now that you
captured my heart and will just run away?..
I want to spell it out, but my prides holding it.
Now tell me, how will you help me to figure it out?

I Woke up today, thinking of you.
And it makes me think of the past that we had.
The two of us that didn’t last.
I want to burst into tears now..

You know I love you.
And you make me feel that you love me too
But then everything changes.
I thought you are the one who Will love me,
but you didn’t stay the way You are.

I already give you the priority,
but you just throw it away.
You’re quite insensitive!
You left a cut in my heart.
You left me in despair.

I have run so many miles away from you,
but still I can’t escape it.
I know Its only the time that can dry my tears.
I’m tired of this endless pain.
“It’s like climbing the slide
and then sliding down the stairs..”


I’m tired of thinkin’ if you still there for me..
It’s like knocking a hundred doors,
unsure if you’re there..
and if you don’t love me anymore,
the door is open for you to free yourself!

coz I think i maybe better off alone.
far from you..

a walk to let go..
a run to hide..
a love cant fight for..
a love unreached..

(this is the last poem i wrote. hope u like it.)
anyway..thanks for the last rose..

Purpose Driven life

I really love this book by Rick Warren.
let me share you what i wrote in my jotter.. hehe!

-Why should God give you another day.. if you are going to waste it?

-Love leaves a Legacy.

-You can make more money, but you can't make more time.

-You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.

-Grow-up instead of grow old!

-The truth will always set you free.
(but first it may make you feel miserable.)

-Why do we afraid about truth?
..it points out our sins.
..rebukes our sins.
..expect to change.

-Always being in the spotlight blinds you.

(here is what i love most
-->>)- Dont waste your life in a job that doesn't express your heart.
greatest things in life are not things! "meaning" is far more important than money.

PINOY

KUNG WALANG PINOY:

=Imagine the world without Filipinos. It's probably a bit different.
No, come on, examine and really imagine what it's like for a world to exist without us balut-eating species.
For sure it would be a surprise for you and you'll realize that it's completely different.
=walang fishballs
=walang jeep
=walang Manny Pacquiao
= Pati ikaw, wala rin.
=walang karaoke ( invented by Roberto del Rosario, will not exist.)
=Anywhere you go, there's a Filipino that is making the world go round in his own little way.
Sadly, the usual case is, many Filipinos have little faith in themselves.

Can't Sleep?

10 Effective Ways to a Good night's Sleep

1.Avoid watching TV, eating, and discussing emotional issues in bed.
2. The dietary supplement melatonin is an effective sleep aid.
3. A mug of hot milk with a teaspoon of honey added is perfect for some people.
Add a teaspoon of brandy if you like it.
4. Avoid Coffee
5. Go to the bathroom right before bed.
6. Keep your bedroom quiet, dark, and comfortable.
7. Go to bed and get up at the same times each day.
8. Use quiet, calming music.
9. Also eat a small piece of fruit.
10. If you are still awake after 30 minutes of trying to fall asleep,
get up and do something until you feel tired. Go back to bed and start again.

TANGA

Naging Tanga Ka na ba?

LUPIN:
ako naging tanga din madalas, yung pinaka huling naalala ko is yung bumili ako ng cheese burger sa kfc, sabi ng kahera kung gusto ko yung chicken cheese burger, napaisip ako tas nagtanong kung may cheese ba yun.. sabay napaisip ulit ako na chicken cheese burger ang inalok sa akin, natural may cheese yun...hahha.
SHING:
ako kanina naman punta akong city sakay ako ng tricycle bumaba lang ako hindi nagbayad..sabi ng driver hindi pa po kayo nagbayad..hahahhaa as in pagbaba ko talaga deretso lang ako..as in as if nagbayad ako..parang napahiya akitch! tumawa nal ang ako..sabay sabi..ay oo nga pala...hahaha. tanga!..hahaha
JANNAH:
nung nasa skul aq,,ng tingnan ko ung relo ko sira na pala un. kasi mali ung oras.
tapos nung bandang alas dose na umuwi na ako kaagad.
tapos pag-uwi ko ng school. my nagtanong sakin.
sabi "miss anong oras na?" tiningnan ko relo ko. sabi ko "ala sais na po!".
tapos nagtaka siya. 3 beses niya ko tinanong. 3 beses ko din siyang sinagot. sabi ko
"ala sais na nga." tapos nag.thank you na lang siya sakin.
nung nalagpasan ko siya. saka ko na lng naalala sira pala relo ko! tanga tanga! alas dose pa lang nun eh!
(anyway, it's a learning experience.!)

NO HUMOR, NO SENSE

now and then we saw these kind of errors.. then we laugh on it.
but if you are going to think about it. it shows that being accurate is really important to us.
particularly when it comes to our grammars. i admit i am not actually good on that.
but in our new generation. other people called them as "stupid." Ouch!
is it true that erroneous grammars makes you stupid?
or accurate grammar really matters? Think about it.

But for me. Grammar is only an optional thing. We can be successful even we are called as “English carabaos” haha!.. determination matters most! Or it’s ok.. basta magkamali ka man jan! Atleast my napapasaya ka! Hehehe!.

PITASIN

Guys!..pangalagaan natin ang ating kalikasan!..
wag basta basta mamitas!.. hehe.. e kung ikaw kaya
maging halaman at sirain kita?..

10 FACTS ABOUT ME

1. I have an internet addiction disorder
2. i could be mean when provoked!. so beware! haha
3. i'm petite, i barely stand 5 feet. hehe
4. I act like a guy sometimes.
5. If i am super mad. i'm not going to spank you. i'll give you a jab instead. hehe
6. I'm sensitive.
7. I have an Imaginary friend. I talk to her sometimes. (the insane side).
8. I hate sleeping.
9. when i was in my gradeschool..i want to be an astronaut.
10. ___________________.
(okay!.. 10 is blank. i think you should add the last one. hehe.)

BREAK UP

How to Win Back an Ex?

people bring upon sufferings with their "own mindset ". like:

“I don’t care about my ex; I am going to be successful and happy even without her/him. I am a person who is superior to all my circumstances and if I love my ex and want him/her back, I can get my ex back”

Read those 2 lines again and again, till it engraves into your mind. Repeat it every morning. There are a lot of psychological laws in action, that is the reason for making the above lines very powerful.

1. “I don’t care” –

• will get you out of break up pain.
  
• will relieve you from panic and desperation.
  
• will let you stay cool and collected which keep you sane.

Keeping the mind sane will help you out of winning back an ex.

2. “I am going to be successful and happy even without him/her” –

• will breed into you the confidence of playing against all the odds.
• will transform into action.
  
• will start focusing your mind on your career.

BUT REMEMBER THAT:
“If I love my ex and want him/her back, I can get my ex back”
– If you had followed the above two sentences and act upon them, you will no longer be desperate to win back an ex, but if your love stands the test of time, you should get back your ex.
WHAT TO DO:
Start improving on all those reasons which caused the failure of your relationship. Instead of promising your ex that you will change, change yourself first. If you can put such a commitment for the sake of love you have in your ex, he/she is going to be impressed pleasantly.

• Start talking back to your ex lightly, just like a friend.
  
• Don’t talk about your relationship; you will get time for that later when you have built up your reputation and friendship again.

So, the main key point here is to, show your ex that you are going to be a successful happy person anyway, and also show him/her (don’t tell in words, they will not believe) how much you love them, by committing and changing yourself for good. This is the oly way and answer for your question “how to win back an ex”.
"DONT STUCK WITH THE BREAK UP MODE!"

Cam shy

Sa dami ng mga taong tinatawag na “cam whore”, marahil ay natural lamang na may mga taong ayaw magpakuha ng larawan. Somehow it keeps the balance of nature, kumbaga. lolz

Ako man ay hindi mahilig magpakuha ng larawan. Masaya na ako sa likod ng aking camera. Sa totoo lang, dahil sa aking camera ay nalaman kong madami pa akong dapat na i-improve hindi lamang sa aking hobby kundi lalo sa aking pagkatao. Mahirap kung minsan ngunit kailangang tanggapin ang mga kakulangang nari-realize mo. Ngunit ang unang hakbang sa pagkatuto ay ang pagtanggap. -iRonnie

-( by iRonnie from Litratong Pinoy, you can visit it. , at the right side part of this blog titled "PINOY AKO")

DUM BASS

behind a girls heart
there is a dumb'ass guy
who did her wrong
and make her strong.

Grand Star Dreamer

September 14, 2008

Laarni Losala is Pinoy Dream Academy Season II’s Grand Star Dreamer. On top of Bugoy who places second and Miguel who got the 3rd spot.

A lot of people said that it’ll be a repitition of what happened in Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition Plus, that a less fortunate competitor will take the title away, just like Robi Domingo (and most likely three fourth of the Philippine Population) lost to Ejay Falcon (who has been chosen as winner by ABS-CBN).

i post this because i forgot to watch the finale. hehe. (dagdag ka-eklatan ko nanaman!)".

Bob Ong Books

BOBONGBOOKS!..hehe
haha its fun to read books by bob Ong!..

ABNKKBSNPLAko?
Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ng Libro ang Mga Pilipino
Ang Paboritong Libro ni Hudas
Alamat ng Gubat
Stainless Longganisa
Mac Arthur

Katamaran

“Kung may balak kang
gawin ngayon, wag mo na ituloy,
para may gagawin ka pa bukas"

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RISK MANAGEMENT

“It is always a risk to like someone, it involves time, patience and understanding to get someone’s heart to open up. At times it will work; other times, it won’t. But that’s why you call it a RISK - you invest something and there’s a possibility you won’t win. However, you still get something in return: strength of heart and mind, and the assurance that you won’t have any regret from NOT trying.” ayt??..hehe

Hallmark cards you can send to your ex

Front: As time goes by, i think of how lucky I am..
Inside: That you’re not here to mess up my life!

Front: I have always wanted someone to have and hold, someone to love
Inside: After I met you, I’ve changed my mind.

Front: I must admit you made me realize there’s heaven..
Inside: Coz I was in hell when we were together!

Front: Looking back over the years that we’re been together, i can’t help but sigh,
Inside: Glad I woke up and the nightmare is over!

love played like this

HEY READ THIS!.. this one is funny!..hehe

There was a couple, the guy is so sweet..i’ll show you one of their conversations…

This was BEFORE their marraige, right after having the girl:

BOY: Yes! At last, it was so hard to wait.
GIRL: Uh, wha..do you want me to leave??
B: No! Don’t even think about it!
G: Hmm…do you love me?
B: Of course! Over and over and over…
G: Have you ever cheated on me?
B: No! Why are you even asking?
G: Will you kiss me?
B: Sure…every chance i get.
G: Will you hit me?
B: Are you crazy? I’m not that kind of person
G: Can I trust you?
B: Yes
G: oh Darling!

Now, do you wanna know what happened after their marriage?

Well, you just have to simply read from bottom to top!

Enjoy! (leave a comment below)

Message: ___________________ ____________________
1.) Put your music player on shuffle
2.) Press forward for each question.
3.) Use the song title as the answer to thequestion.
4.) NO CHEATING!!! hehe..n_n
The questions and my answers:



1.) Where will I get married?
Grow Old With You - Adam Sandler
(sa plane? hehe but what i feel now is that I DONT WANT TO
GROW OLD!haha but want to smile forever! hehe.. the song is cute! nice one)

2.) What is my best friend’s theme song?
Out of My Head - Fastball
(pwede na toh!i like this part->(I never mean to do bad things to you
So quiet but I finally woke up If youre sad then its time you spoke up too)

3.) What is in store for this weekend?
Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps - Cake
(a bit funny!! haha.. :P..i'll dance perhaps!)

4.) How is my life going?
That's What Friends are For - Dionne Warwick
(so happy life!! my friends keeps me smile and shiny
under the suN! haha!! "ang senti nga lng ng song..hehe")

5.) What song will they play at my funeral?
Dream on Dreamer - Brand New Heavies
(etoh! pwede na toh! hahaha..if you live to learn u'll be lucky one day!)

6.) How does the world see me?
You're beautiful - James Blunt
(ugly! if ur blind...n_n)

7) Do people secretly lust after me?
Anytime - B.V.S.M.P
(haha! whatever! parang callboy ang dating nitong kntang toh!)

8.) How can I make myself happy?
Cruisin - Gwyneth Paltrow and Huey lewis
(OK. be in love?)

9.) What should I do with my life?
Alone - Heart
(huh? im extrovert! :P)

10.) Will I ever have children?
Boys Don't Cry - The Cure
(boys children cry! :P)

11.) What is some good advice?
Walking AFter You - Foo Fighters
(its up to u.. "i dont like the voice here.")

12.) What does everyone else think my current life?
Everlasting Love - Jamie Cullum
(? dunno)

13.) What type of men/women do you like?
Accidentaly in Love - Counting Crows
(just dont ask me!.)

14.) What will your dying words be?
Can I Walk With you - India Arie
(CAN I WALK WITH YOU THROUGH YOUR LIFE??)

this one is fun!.. hey! if you want to take this survey,
please feel free to do so n_n..tc!~
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the J'friends!!!

Jaydee, Jay, Jerold, Jannah... haha.. mermaid??

ito ang blog ng wala talagang magawa!..
hahaha!.. haayy.. madami pa aq ipopost..
bago lang kasi toh eh!.

An apple a day keeps the doctor jobless someday. hahaha!!
I LOOOVEE apple!
<------ bakit may multo dun??

.........i really love ctas!.. hehe..cute cute!!.....

im sad right now.. bat ganun! argg!! nakakainis i dont understand him tlga!.. suko naq!.. pwede naman nia q kausapin!,,, bat kaya?.. waaaaah! maloloka ako! i hate this! damn it! bahala xa sa buhay niya!

QUITE BORED..

waahh.. im bored.. grabeh.. mababaliw na ako! there is no class kasi.. sa sept.15 pa pasukan!.. net lang gawa ko magdamag,, la din gano kausap kaya e2.. i start this blog just to kill this boredom! really hits me uh!.. haha.. miss ko na mga ka rota ko! walang makulit dito eh! uii..grabeh ang sakit ng katawan ko pala nung swimming!.. buti nlng my alaxan!! hahaha..

TO LET GO

Does not mean to stop caring, it means you can't do it for someone else.
Does not mean to cut yourself off, it is the realization that you can't do it for someone else.
Does not mean to care for, it means to care about.
Does not mean to fix, it means to be supportive.
Does not mean to change another, it means to make the most of yourself.
Does not mean to deny, it means to accept.
Does not mean to nag or scold, it means to listen.Does not mean to regret the past, it is to live for the future.
It means that we should admit we are frequentlypowerless and that someone else's
outcome may not be in our hands.