Tagalog pick Up Lines

(korniii... haha)

1. Miss tapos mo na bang sagutan exams mo?
Sana tapos na para ako naman sagutin mo.

2. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.....
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo...

3. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko....

4. Am i a bad shooter??
Coz i keep on missing you eh..

5. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

6. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

7. Sana “V” na lang ako..
Sara i’m always right next to “U”...

8. Nde tayo tao.. Nde tayo hayop.
BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo.

9. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
Kasi type kita..

10. Miss pag ba dinirecho ko tong daan na to...
Direcho ba to sa puso mo?

11. Me lisensya ka ba??
Coz you’re driving me crazy eh...

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

12. I forgot my cell no...
Can i have yours?

13. I forgot your name...
Can i call you mine? (eto may sampal ka d2) hehe!

14. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life..

15. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
Maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

Top15 Pick Up Lines

1. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

2. Look at the tag on their shirt and say, "Just as I thought, made in heaven."

3. Do you have a map,? I just got lost in your eyes.

4. Can I have a band-aid? I scraped my knees when I fell for you.

5. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want!

6. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

7. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you?

8. Does my tongue taste funny?

9. Excuse me, are your intials M&M? Cause you look so good I bet you'd melt in my mouth.

10. The word of the day is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word!

11. I hear kissing is the language of love. Dare to indulge in a little conversation?

12. Your name MUST be Campbell's... 'cause you are mmm mmm good!

13. Your body's name must be VISA, because you are everywhere I want to be.

14. If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be a McGorgeous.

15. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.

Ang DOTA ay Parang Pag-IBIG

c Enchantress k b?
-habang lumalayo ako sau, mas masakit..

c Doom k b?
-pag-anjan ka, mainit paligid ko..

c Silencer k b?
-kpg anjan ka, natatahimik ako..

c Beastmaster k b?
-maalaga ka kc..

c slardar k b?
-kc ms lumalakas tama ko sau..

c darkterror k b?
-ikaw lng gumagalaw sa mundo ko..

c razor k b?
- nakukuryente kc puso q sau..

c nerubian weaver k b?
-naghahabol aq lagi sau..

c omniknight k b?
-ikaw ang aking Guardian Angel..

bka naman CREEP k?
-lagi kasi kitang kasama..

hmm..

c techies b?
-suicide na ako kapag ala ka..

c leoric b?
-binubuhay mo ulit ako..

c crystal maiden b?
-kinikilig aq pag ksma k..

c pudge b?
-nahuli mo kc puso q..

c mirana b?
-dahil sau, napapatalon ako sa saya..

Frozen Throne o World Tree k b??
-kapag wala ka na, wala ng dahilan pa
para lumaban pa..Ü

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Inuman na!!

BLOODY MARY
1 1/2 oz Vodka
3 ea Drops tabasco sauce
3 oz Tomato juice
1 x Pepper; to taste
1 ea Lemon; juiced
1 x Salt; to taste
1/2 ts Worcestershire sauce

BLAZE
- 1L sprite ice(dapat sprite ice!)
- 1 bote gatorade blue
- 1 boteng GSM blue
- mraming yelo!

PREMIUM
- 1L Sprite ice
- 1 bote gatorade red
- 1 boteng gsm blue
- maraming yelo

TROPICAL DEPRESSION
- 1L Sprite (sprite lang)
- 2 bote nang tropicana (kahit anong flavor. personal fav ko lychee)
- 1 bote gsm blue
- maraming yelo

MINDORO FROG
- 1 bote nang power gold energy drink
- tanduay gold (tansahin ang paglagay nang tanduay gold)
- maraming ice

CRUISER
- 3 baso nang ice scramble (mapa choco o strawberry)
- Vodka ice (may pagkamahalan nga lang)
- maraming ice

DEPTH CHARGE
- 1L Sprite
- 1 or 2 bote nang redhorse o kaya´y strong ice.
- isang shot nang GSM blue
- maraming yelo

MASS WINE:
1 litro pack ng grapes
1 litro ng vodka
1.5 litro ng sprite
tubig

The last poem

DISTANCE
by Jannah deloeste

How can I keep my tears from falling,
when I am sure than I am longing for nothing?
How can I keep myself from pretending,
when my heart keeps on weeping,
How will I know that it’s time for me to say goodbye?
When I’m far left behind.

Why you let me feel this way?
Why you let me fall for you?
Why you make things harder for me?
Why you’re hurting me?

Are you happy now that you
captured my heart and will just run away?..
I want to spell it out, but my prides holding it.
Now tell me, how will you help me to figure it out?

I Woke up today, thinking of you.
And it makes me think of the past that we had.
The two of us that didn’t last.
I want to burst into tears now..

You know I love you.
And you make me feel that you love me too
But then everything changes.
I thought you are the one who Will love me,
but you didn’t stay the way You are.

I already give you the priority,
but you just throw it away.
You’re quite insensitive!
You left a cut in my heart.
You left me in despair.

I have run so many miles away from you,
but still I can’t escape it.
I know Its only the time that can dry my tears.
I’m tired of this endless pain.
“It’s like climbing the slide
and then sliding down the stairs..”


I’m tired of thinkin’ if you still there for me..
It’s like knocking a hundred doors,
unsure if you’re there..
and if you don’t love me anymore,
the door is open for you to free yourself!

coz I think i maybe better off alone.
far from you..

a walk to let go..
a run to hide..
a love cant fight for..
a love unreached..

(this is the last poem i wrote. hope u like it.)
anyway..thanks for the last rose..